nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cause they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.
- (via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

(Source: amanda-oaks, via boyswannabeher)

blxckbiird:

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

"so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU
  • Me: I should do something with my life
  • Me: *opens tumblr*